Monday, October 4, 2010

You’re an asshole cause you’re an asshole…


I hate when people try to use the excuse for being an asshole as “what do you want I’m from the East Coast!"  New York, Jersey or where ever they’re from. Or “you just don’t get it, it’s an East Coast thing.”  No actually I do get it, you’re not an asshole because you’re from where ever you’re from, you’re an asshole cause you’re an asshole!!!  I’ve meet plenty of guys from the East Coast that are cool as hell.  Yeah, they have a bit of a rough around the edges East Coast personality about them but they are far from being assholes.  Actually they are the complete opposite, they are very entertaining and up front about their opinions and yet still manage to have manners and are polite.  To use where you’re from as an excuse is a cop out and just make’s where ever you’re from look bad having you represent them.  Now this doesn’t just go for the East Coast, I once had a friend tell me that she had a guy say, “What, I’m from the West Coast, we’re all a little douchey out there”…wow, talk about closing the deal!!  Hey buddy, way to rep the West Coast.  That dude should write a book and teach lessons on “how to be a douche bag and be ok with it.”  The bottom line is if you’re an asshole douche bag just accept that fact that you’re an asshole douche bag and don’t try and blame it on anything else.  Own it!  If you want to blame it on something blame it on your mom and dad for not raising you correctly.  Trust me you’re not as funny and witty as you think you are.  You may not be a hit with the ladies but hey, that’s why they invented internet porn!
-Blue Collar Drifter

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